Some call me faggot...

And rightly so! The Michaels regularly use the term homosexual when they are not referring to sexual orientation. When theGENERAL utters the words ho-mo-sexual, he is actually often referring to a sociological concept. So how can you tell how "gay" you really are? For this purpose the Michaels have devised a gay formula, as follows:

gayness = { ( Your perception of what other people want/expect from you ) minus ( What other people actually want/expect from you ) }

A general rule of thumb is, to avoid being gay try to be as unpretentious as possible and not to look for the approval or acceptance of others.

CAUTION: Often within many level headed people there is a flaming homo trying to get out (see right).